Here’s what former President Donald Trump should say (but probably won’t) at the first presidential debate July 27:
Tonight, with millions of you watching from home, as you did so many times when I was hosting “The Apprentice” — you remember that, Joe? (Looks at President Biden.) Probably not. It was past your bedtime.
Anyway, with so many of you watching and worrying about which of us is ready to serve as your president for the next four years, I’m going to say something that, quite frankly, I can’t believe I’m saying myself:
Here’s how President Joe Biden should finish the first presidential debate: